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Hwæt
Hwæt is an Old English word meaning "Lo" or "Listen up." It is an attention-getting interjection and the first word of the Beowulf poem. The word is pronounced /hwat/ and rhymes with "that." The initial H is unstressed and emerges as an exhalation.
Sie müssen schlafen aber Ich muss tanzen. ("They must sleep but I must dance.")
— Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian
Updated 29 April 2008
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These are essays I wrote a long time ago.
These are a few parodic news stories I wrote during the summer of 1999. There used to be more of these stories but I took down the ones that were less funny. These stories are intended for people age 18 or older. Some of them contain language that will offend some people.
98.7% of academic essays have titles divided by a colon
Area 14-year-old doesn't have the sense god gave a garbanzo bean
Contraction it's given over to possessive case
Elves, mortals protest toll hike at Bifrost Bridge
Man estimates length of time he will be pissed off
N. Korea shows nuclear missile deterrent to U.S. inspectors
Deterrent turns out to be really good slingshot guy
Confused Dept of Interior distributes forty mules, acre to each family
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