The White House revealed today that Secretary Alex M. Azar II will be replaced with Dr. Shrinker, formerly of a secret laboratory on a remote island.

In a video press briefing from his office Shrinker told reporters, “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

The muffled cries of former Secretary Azar II, shrunken to six inches tall inside a glass jar on the Secretary’s desk, were inaudible.

Reported by hwaet.com

Secretary Shrinker in his office.